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my name jeff 420 blaze it dank dat boi 360 no scope mlg 4 life
just a sillay rainbow dog on the interwebs^__^

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!! WHAT THE FU- BOOOOM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ok my mum made me this sandwich and im gonna eat it oh shit its chicken i love chicken oh theres cheese too fucking awesome this is one of the best sandwich ive ever had so fucking GOOD it wouldve been better if it wasnt half frozen buts its ok you get what you get and i am grateful i was able to eat this sandwich
OH SHIT THERES A SECOND SANDWICH..... ima eaet that piece of shiFUCK YEAH SO FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! GOOD SHIT FUCKING GOOD SHIT HEll yeah babey HELL FUCKING YEAAAAAA
ABOUT ME
i cant be bothered to actually write anything about myself but all you really gotta know is that im fourteen and super super cool ;-)

Woody, get up! There's a life out there to enjoy, so enjoy it!